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CONFIRMED: John Lennon Still Dead!

John Lennon Still Dead

True News Today has confirmed that John Lennon is still dead.

Despite making the news today for mocking disabled people 50 years ago, TNT was able to get to the truth. We asked Yoko Ono today if John's ashes were still on her mantle, and she told us to F**k off. We'll take that as a "yes".