Women's Rights - Progress In Afghanistan

HELMAND PROVINCE, AFGHANISTAN - Barbara Griffin is a BBC reporter who has been reporting on women's rights in Afghanistan since 2005. In her travels to various provinces in the rugged country, she has noted great progress in equality for women in some areas.

"When I first traveled to Afghanistan in 2005, I noticed that the women would walk about ten steps behind the men, following along like sheep." Barbara explained. "Now in 2015, I noticed that women are actually walking in about 25 feet in front of the men as if to say, enough! I will take the lead now!", she continued.

UFC Vetreran Tank Abbot Challenges All "Bitches" In The Octagon

Tank Abbot Challenges All "Bitches" in the Octagon

UFC veteran Tank Abbot has made a challenge stating that he will fight any woman in the octagon for free. Abbot says, "I am going to put it out there. To any female, I will fight you. I won't even train," Tank said. "If I win -- which is going to happen, and you're going to get bashed up good -- you have to make me sandwich. If you win, I'll give you $100,000. I might extend this invitation to 2-on-1. That would be awesome," he said. "100,000 to any two bitches that want to fight me. All you have to put up, is to make me a sandwich and fold my socks...

Sandwich Shop Under Fire For Requiring ID For Soft Drink Refills

Lancaster, CA - A local sandwich shop has come under fire by the ACLU for requiring patrons to provide a valid ID before getting soft drink refills. Big Al's Sandwich Shop and Screen Door Repair will no longer allow refills for soda unless a valid ID is handed over to Big Al himself. Al told us that he has been hit hard by the statewide soda shortage in California, and may need to close down shop if he cannot conserve soda. He has even been fined by the state Soda Commission for overuse this year.

Dating Site Tinder Causing Rare STD Outbreaks

Anita Spankin

LOS ANGLES — The AIDS Healthcare Foundation (AHF) is taking the popular online dating app Tinder to task — suggesting their users are more susceptible to STD’s like chlamydia and gonorrhea and other diseases. “Tinder’s great for meeting people that just want to have sex,” said a man named Ron Chee.

Tinder is fighting back however, and has sent a nasty letter to the AIDS Healthcare Foundation. The letter simply says, "Dear AHF, Shut your pie hole. If you had done that in the first place, you wouldn't have AIDS -- Later, Tinder".

Ahmed Mohamed Awarded Nobel Peace Prize

Ahmed Mohamed, the young inventor who was arrested for bringing his science project to school has been awarded the Nobel Peace Prize. Ahmed, the inventor of the "Pencil Box Clock Thingy", accepted the award last Friday in front of a cheering crowd of at least five onlookers. The woman who handed the award to Ahmed, Irma Nidiot said that Ahmed deserves this award as much as President Obama deserved his Nobel Prize.

Eco Racers, The New Generation of Street Racers

eco Racers

Eco racers, that's what they call themselves. They are the next generation of street racers on the scene, but instead of racing to be the fastest, they race to be the most eco friendly. Gone are the days of loud, fast and cool muscle cars, here to stay are the new electric and hybrid powered racers.

Facebook Truck Slams Into MySpace Car

Nashua NH - A Facebook semi-truck carrying over 100,000 likes was involved in an accident with a MySpace car yesterday afternoon, littering the roadway with likes. The truck was delivering the likes to Mary Cransworth of Newfountain NH, when it collided with the MySpace car that was transporting executives to a meeting.

TNT True Fact: History of the Condom

In the 14th century, Muslims invented the condom by using intestines from goats. A few centuries later, Catholics improved the condom by removing the intestine from the goat before using it.

TNT True Fact.

Scientists Invents Lie Detecting Fire Pants

We've all heard the catch phrase "liar, liar, pants on fire", but a scientist from Montana has developed lie detecting pants that actually catch fire when the person wearing them tells a lie. The pants are called "Fire Crotch" and can detect slight changes in body temperature and tension, and will ignite and catch fire when a person tells a lie.

Smart Car Collision Leaves Man Injured

A California man was seriously injured when the Smart car he was driving collided with a duck. Lou Zerr was traveling at about 35 miles per hour on the I5 North near Orange County when a duck flew into the front of his car.

Zerr was taken to the hospital in serious condition, but is expected to make a full recovery. The bird however, is still in fowl condition as the vet it was taken to is known to be a quack.


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