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President Obama Invites Police Stalkers To White House

WASHINGTON, DC - President Obama has extended an invitation for a trip to the White House to the alleged police stalker video producers. The President said today that the innocent artists were simply trying to make a comeback for their rap group while making the alleged video.

"The police acted stupidly, " said Obama. "Once again they are targeting young innocent boys that could be my sons. Besides, they were unarmed except for a small revolver".

Obama Blocks Child ISIS Jihadi From Twitter

President Obama has blocked the child ISIS Jihadi that called him the "Dog of Rome" from following him on Twitter. In a harsh statement by the President yesterday, Obama told reporters that "these freedom fighters need to learn that they can't go around insulting folks like that. Words can be just as hurtful as cutting off someone's head".

The President said that he plans to spend the rest of the week reviewing his Twitter account and blocking any followers that post hurtful messages or opposing views.

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