WASHINGTON, DC -- For the first time ever, a DC area entrepreneur and millionaire was arrested for using "White Privilege" without authorization. The man, Alfed Osaus, is the first to be arrested under a new regulation that requires white, male business owners to obtain a permit before using their "White Privilege" to make their business profitable.
DC Mayor Muriel Bowser said that the new law will even the playing field between female and minority business owners and greedy privileged white men. "It's just too easy for these white men to pull out the White Privilege card when starting a business. Everyone knows that they don't have to struggle to make ends meet like women and minorities. It's like having one of those 'EASY' buttons from Staples", she said.
Osaus' defense attorney Minya Ownbiznis said that because Mr. Osaus identifies himself as a black woman, there should be no problem having the case against him/her thrown out of court.
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